I took off my robe and bent over to get some garments just as the Beast walked into the room.
Beast: (shocked) Mommy, you have a butt!!!
Me: Yes, Beast, I do. We all have a butt.
Beast: But, Mommy, you butt is soooo big.
Me: It's just a butt Beast. We all have a butt.
Beast: Daddy have a butt too?
Me: yes.
Beast: Grandma have a butt?
Me: yes.
Beast: Ms. Lori (his teacher) have a butt, too?
Me: yes. We all have a butt.
Beast: Mommy, you butt is too big.
Um, thanks.
This is the wacky story of our wild and crazy lives with six insane kids. Two are Deaf. Two have had major health issues. At least one is plotting to take over the world. Two are the reigning princesses of the house. Read and laugh about our lives to feel better about your's.
2 comments:
Little Man informed me the other day that my butt was nice and squishy. Thanks, kid.
Destiny used to point at my belly and tell me I was fat.
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