Saturday, April 26, 2008

Mommy, You Butt is So Big

I took off my robe and bent over to get some garments just as the Beast walked into the room.

Beast: (shocked) Mommy, you have a butt!!!
Me: Yes, Beast, I do. We all have a butt.
Beast: But, Mommy, you butt is soooo big.
Me: It's just a butt Beast. We all have a butt.
Beast: Daddy have a butt too?
Me: yes.
Beast: Grandma have a butt?
Me: yes.
Beast: Ms. Lori (his teacher) have a butt, too?
Me: yes. We all have a butt.
Beast: Mommy, you butt is too big.

Um, thanks.

2 comments:

taffi said...

Little Man informed me the other day that my butt was nice and squishy. Thanks, kid.

Dawn said...

Destiny used to point at my belly and tell me I was fat.