Friday, June 6, 2008

My Beast, the Groper

So, one of the MOF's came into town for a visit today. Whenever anyone comes to visit, the local MOF's try to get together. The others were busy but E~ was available. Being the fun-loving girl that she is, she met us and had her three adorable boys with her. I brough my brood, and off we went to meet Lee.

We didn't have a ton of time, so opted to go to a local ice cream place. How much trouble can we get into there, right? It was going nicely. The kids all played well together, enjoyed their ice cream, and had time to really wiggle around in the little area we were sitting in...until the wheels in the Beast's twisted little mind started turning.

Out of the blue, he gets up and walks over to Lee. He takes his pointer finger and says "Poke, poke" while totally poking her *gasp!!!* nipple. I was DYING inside. So, she politely says, "Oh, please poke me here" while pointing to her belly like the Pillsbury doughboy. His response? "Nope. I like it here. Poke, poke". And he does it AGAIN. Twice my child groped a woman he's only known for less than an hour. In public!!!!

*Sigh*. Will I EVER be allowed in public with my children?


Bilary said...

BWAHAHAHAHA! I am dying! That is hilarious! I was just thinking the other day that I don't know if I dare take my kids all out in public at the same time for fear of them embarrassing the crap out of me. You just solidified my decision to not take them all out at the same time.:)

Cute little buggers! It's way more funny when it is someone else's kid!

Can I add you to my list of blogs I visit on my blog?

AimeeTheSuperMom said...

Yep! You can totally add me.