Our New England Vacation

So, we decided to take a family trip to New England. My parents (who are really my grandparents) hadn't seen any of us in almost six years. So, they've basically met Number One, but none of the other kids. I felt strongly that it was time we take the kids to see my side of the family. While it was quite the adventure, it was definately a good one. We made memories to last a lifetime. So, here come the details. Get yourself some popcorn and a drink. You may be here for a while.

Day One-Just Flying In

One should take it as a sign that things are going to be...um...memorable when just arriving at the airport to catch your flight is a challenge. Between finding parking, getting through security without getting arrested, and finding our terminal, I already felt like we'd had a trip and a half. We won't talk about how the King felt about it. Here's what it looked like while we were at the airport. It should have been a sign...but it wasn't.

Actually, I have to say that the first flight went really well. Pretty sat nicely in her seat and watched out the window. Snort sat on my lap and wiggled a little, but nothing I couldn't handle. The Beast and Number One sat quietly across the aisle with their dad eating their snacks, and reading their books. It was all really very civilized.

Then, came the connecting flight. We got on the plane, and they informed us that the weather in Newark was bad and we'd be delayed. So, we all had to get off the plane. I used this as a time to get the kids something to eat and let them wiggle a little bit. Finally, we got back on the plane and took off. Immediately, Pretty began screaming. And screaming. And screaming. Can you guess what she did for the entire flight? Yes. She screamed. It was delightful. And Number One kept accidentally bumping his feet on the seat in front of him (not that there is really any leg room anyway), so the guy in that seat got grumpy with him. Whatever, pal. You try traveling with four kids and a knocked up wife and see how well that works for you. It didn't help that the airport was running way behind so we got stuck in a "holding pattern" for an extra 40 minutes. Did I mention that Pretty cried the whole stinking flight?

We finally arrived, and Aunt Sue was there to meet us. Hooray for Aunt Sue!!!! We all loaded into her amazing van that fit us all and our luggage with room to spare (I'm coveting that van now), and off we went. She took a wrong turn somehow and we wound up in New York City. Since we were there, she gave the King a tour. He'd always wanted to go, but was too scared. He has since changed his mind, and says he'd love to go someday...without the kids, of course.

Number One was excited to see the Statue of Liberty. We tried to get her to turn for us to get a better picture, but I guess she was being stubborn that day.





Day Two-Meeting the Family
Day two of our trip was actually a little slower than the other days. We took the kids to Aunt Sue's house where Melissa and her daughter, Abby, were staying. The Beast really loved his cousin, Abby, and they played well together. Sue has a great pool, so we all opted to take advantage. It was so cold for us wimps, so we only stayed in for a little while.

Since there were a total of five kids, and Sue's house is less than kid friendly, we opted to go out to eat and kill some time. We picked up my other cousin, Christina, and headed off to Friendly's for lunch. We don't have a Friendly's where we live, so this was quite a treat for me. I am pleased to say they seated us in our own little room in the back. I don't know what tipped them off that we might need to be away from the rest of society. Surely it couldn't have been the five kids, four of which were under five years old, all climbing the walls and squealing loudly.

After lunch, we went to Goodwill. Why am I sharing such a silly little detail? Because New England Goodwills are AWESOME! I couldn't believe the children's clothes and shoes they had there with the tags still on them. Pretty, Snort, and the Beast all came away with some pretty good clothing scores. Number One and the King were thrilled to find some books to read.

That night, Aunt Sue suggested a great park in Cheshire that was safe, kid-friendly, and FUN. So, off we went. The kids had the best time ever. They asked to go back day after day, but we just didn't really have the time to do it.

Just as we arrived there, the ice cream man came. The Beast hadn't ever seen anything like it, and just had to try it out. Our neighbor had given him some money to spend on the trip, and he decided that he needed a Spider Man popsicle. Two bites later, he decided that Pretty needed it more than he did. Figures. But she thoroughly enjoyed it.




The park was really amazing, though. There was something for all the kids to do. From sandboxes, to swings, to clubhouses, to this wild spider web-lookin' thing, the kids were delighted to be there. Snort decided to go for a thrill ride (well thrills for him), and enjoyed swinging with me for a while. Pretty played in the dirt and spent a good deal of her time trying to steal toys from other children in the park. Apparently she lives by the "you snooze, you lose" motto. I don't live by that one, however, and made her return her stash of toys, bikes, snacks, and money. She was disappointed, but quickly turned her attention to stealing things from her own family. Number One climbed to the top of the spider web thing, which I think might have been 20 feet up or more. It was really high.



The Beast had other plans. He was intent on making new friends, and did so with gusto. Every time I turned around, he was bringing someone new to introduce to me. We stayed so long that it quickly became dark and all the other children went home. Apparently, he decided that he'd play with anyone he could find. I don't know how he did it, but he managed to befriend seven, yes SEVEN, gorgeous high school girls. I had no idea this was even going on. As I was loading him into the van, he cried and cried that he needed to say goodbye to his "girl". Rather than fighting him, I went to the fence and asked who had been playing with the kid with the hearing aids. None wanted to fess up until I said, "he's heartbroken because he didn't get to say goodbye to you", and ALL of them came running over. How the heck did he manage to get quality time with each of these girls?!?!! I'll never know.

They stood by the van and talked to the kids, mostly the Beast, for a good ten minutes before it really was time to go. I wanted to remember this one, though, and asked if they'd mind if I took a picture. The Beast hasn't stopped talking about "my new girls" (as if he ever had old ones), and looks at the picture frequently. I gave the girls this blog address. If any of you happen to read this, and would like to identify yourselves for me, that would be great. If not, I guess he'll continue to call you "my new girls". I should point out that he wanted to know why he wasn't allowed to bring the new girls to his "vacation house" (hotel room) and take a bath with them. That's not a talk I'm ready to have with him just yet.


Day Three-Lake Compounce
We had been promising the kids a trip to an amusement park. We were talking about Six Flags in our area, but it's so hot here and Six Flags is expensive. Then we found out that my cousin, Jeremy, worked at Lake Compounce. Thanks to him, we got in for half price, and had an AMAZING time. The weather was cool with a little rain, so there were almost no crowds. The kids really enjoyed themselves.

Number One was delighted to learn that he is finally tall enough for the thrill rides like the log flume and roller coasters. Since I'm knocked up, the King had to take him on all those rides. The King is a larger man and was incredibly sore after all those rides. I think he's still applying Ben Gay to his back side. But, he did a really great thing by taking Number One on all those bigger rides.

The Beast was just happy to be there. He rode every kid ride available to him, and especially liked shooting ghosts in the haunted house. And eating. The Beast was pleased to see how many places there were to get food and drinks.

Pretty took some time to figure out how it all worked, but then was really happy to be there. We had to laugh because Number One and the Beast wanted to win big lollipops from the stick game. You had to pull a stick out of the hole. If your stick was blank, you got a huge sucker. If you got a red stick, you got a medium prize. If your stick was blue, you got a really big prize. Guess who accidentally got a blue stick? Yep. That would be Pretty. She got a three foot long stuffed caterpillar. (Don't even ask me how we packed that sucker to come home. Just know it was a miracle.) The funny thing is that she cried and cried because she really just wanted a sucker like her brothers. So, we wound up paying for her to play again so we could hope to lose for her to get her sucker.

Snort was just happy to ride the merry-go-round. I think he enjoyed the cool breeze and being held. He was also pleased to ride the train around the lake.

All in all, it was a GREAT day. The kids were tired by the end, though. Note the picture of the Beast and Snort at the end of the day.

















Day Four-Driving to Maine and Meeting Great Mum and Great Papa
Day four was pretty much just driving. I did all the driving since the King was still in so much pain from the rides at the amusement park. I didn't mind driving, though. Thank goodness the van had a built-in navigation system, though. We might have ended up in outer Mongolia somewhere otherwise.

The only trouble with making such a big drive with four kids is the constant need to poop, eat, change a diaper, wiggle around, ask if we're there yet, point out when siblings are looking at each other the wrong way, ask if we're there yet, cry, and ask if we're there yet. I think the next time we go on a long drive with any of our kids some sort of sedating medication might be involved.

My parents were so excited to see us when we got there. The kids all jumped out and immediately began investigating the place. There was the pile of sand, the kitchen full of gadgets and gizmos they'd never seen before, the stairs, the bookshelves full of pop-up books, the antiques just asking to be broken, and so much more.

Great Mum taught Number One and the Beast how to make biscuits for strawberry shortcake while Pretty immediately bonded to Great Papa, who she called "Boppa". She is still looking for him. They were truly two peas in a pod.

Snort just tried to take it all in. He's a laid back kind of guy who is usually just happy to be there. That was the case this time, too.





After the rest of the family got there, we all headed over to Shaw's Wharf for some seafood and fun. The kids loved seeing where the boats come in, watching seagulls steal food off people's plates, and running around on the deck. They inspected the lobster traps, took pictures in the clam and lobster cut-outs, and visited the gift shop to check out the orange lobster they had in there. Apparently being orange is good luck for a lobster as it means you're a tourist attraction and won't ever be eaten.





Later that night, Number One and the Beast caught fire flies and everyone enjoyed fireworks. Luckily it was a damp night, or I think someone would have burnt down the house and everything in a twenty mile radius. Those kids are wild with sparklers!




Day Five-Touring Maine
We were supposed to go to the beach on this day, but it was way too cold. I think it was in the 50's. Brrrrrrr!!! So, instead we toured around. We went to the penny candy store where the kids spent what felt like a century choosing their precious goods. The King got a root beer there and some new games, Snort got a dancing lobster toy, Pretty got a book about lobsters, and I don't really remember what Number One and the Beast got. I know they both got a good deal of candy, though.

Number One had been just itching to go fishing, so Uncle Marc took him fishing. He should get a gold star for how special he made Number One feel that day. They got to go fishing twice, and you'd think the kid had just gone to Disneyland. They caught several fish in total, and Number One was so proud to show them off. Uncle Marc told him that kissing your first fish would bring good fishing luck for life, so Number One proudly made out with his half-dead fish. Yuck!

Great Papa and Great Mum took the littler kids and us to see where the lobster boats come in. Pretty and the Beast thought it was so neat. They got to high five a live lobster. I was afraid they'd fall off the cliff, but Papa was very much in control of it all.

Later, we went down to Damariscotta with Papa and walked around there. We got some ornaments for our tree as we always do when we go on a trip. Number One got matching fishing ornaments for himself and Uncle Marc to remember their day by. I got the kids a gorgeous wooden advent calendar. Each day, they open another door, and will get a piece of candy out of it. It has a painting of Santa's sleigh ride over a wintry New England village. I'm excited to start that tradition.

That night, we ate lobster and burgers while the kids ran around like crazy people. Number One flirted all night with Jessica's friends, and the rest of us just wanted sleep. We finally got some much later on.





Day Six-Church, Pemaquid, and the Little Beach
The King had been invited to sing in my parents' ward, so we actually had to be at church on time. By some miracle, we made it just as the opening hymn was being sung. The King sang his song beautifully, and I think everyone enjoyed it. Pretty and Snort were in rare form, though, so we only stayed for the first hour of church. It was all I could do to survive that much.

The weather finally cleared, so we took the kids to see Pemaquid Lighthouse. It was too rocky for the babies, so they stayed in the van with Jessica while we took Number One and the Beast closer to the water. The Beast wasn't sure how much he liked the slippery rocks, but he felt better after his daddy helped him get his very own "cup of ocean". Number One enjoyed hunting for seashells. It was a truly beautiful area, and I couldn't help but enjoy taking pictures of the scenery around.











From Pemaquid, we headed over to Little Beach with Melissa and her family. Number One was delighted to play in the water, as was Pretty. The Beast enjoyed it, but was very upset to realize that he would get both wet and dirty at the beach. Apparently he hadn't gotten the memo. He did have fun with Abby trying to find shells.





















Day Seven-The Long Drive Home and a Doctor Visit
We woke up bright and early to load the van and let the kids say their goodbyes. I hated to have to leave since the kids so loved being with their great-grandparents, but the ride back to CT would be long, and I knew it. So, we bid farewell and hit the road.

The drive was long, but the kids were able to watch some movies they'd borrowed from Jessica and Jeremy (thank goodness!!!). We made frequent potty stops and snack stops and stops to help keep me awake since I was still doing the driving due to the King's sore butt.

That night, we were scheduled to have dinner with Aunt Sue and Uncle Marc, but I came down with a horrible UTI. I thought I was going to die. I tried going to one Urgent Care, but they realized after they'd taken my urine sample that they can't treat pregnant women. So, they sent me with my urine sample to another Urgent Care thirty minutes away. There's nothing classier than driving around the state of Connecticut with a cup of your icky pee in a lovely white bag. I guess I should just be glad they gave me a bag to carry it in. Jessica was amazing, and took all four kids for me so I could go do that. Her parents were amazing, and tolerated my kids in their home that whole time. The doctor informed me that I really needed IV fluids, but I didn't have time for that since I wanted to get back to the kids. So, he let me watch it overnight if I promised to drink a lot and take the prescription he gave me. I did just that, and by some miracle, was feeling much better for the flight home the next day.



So, that was our trip. The ride to the airport the next morning and the flight home was relatively uneventful. I gave Pretty some Benedryl, so she was much more relaxed coming home. We're still exhausted from so much fun and traveling, but I don't think we'd have had it any other way. It was a really special time for us as a family and extended family.

Just for your viewing pleasure, here are a few more fun pictures from the trip. You'll have to forgive any duplicates. After all the hours it's taken to put this together, I can't remember what pictures I posted, and which ones I didn't.